ﺭﻓﯿﻘﻢ ﺭﻓﺘﻪ ﺩﺳﺸﻮﯾﯽ ﯾﻬﻮ ﺩﺍﺩ ﺯﺩ “ ﻭﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﺍﯼ :o ”

ﮔﻔﺘﻢ ﭼﯽ ﺷﺪ؟ :shock:

ﮔﻔﺖ : " ﻣﺴﻮﺍﮐﻢ ﺍﻓﺘﺎﺩ ﺗﻮ ﺍﻭﻥ
ﺳﻮﺭﺍﺧﻪ :( "

ﺑﻬﺶ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ : " ﺧﻮﻧﺴﺮﺩ ﺑﺎﺵ ﺑﺎﺑﺎ، ﻓﮏ ﮐﺮﺩﻡ ﭼﯽ شده :| "

ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﺧﯿﻠﯽ ﺧﻮﻧﺴﺮﺩ ﺍﻭﻣﺪ ﻣﺴﻮﺍﮐﺸﻮ ﺷﺴﺖ گذاشت ﺩﻫﻨﺶ! :shock:

ﻧﻤﯿﺪﻭﻧﺴﺘﻢ ﺍﯾﻨﻘﺪ ﺣﺮﻓﺎﻡ ﺗﺎﺛﯿﺮ ﮔﺬﺍﺭ ﻣﯿﺘﻮﻧﻪ باشه ^_^

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ﺍﮔﺮ ﺗﻮ ﺁﻣﺮﯾﮑﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻗﻮﺍﻧﯿﻦ ﻧﺎم ﮔﺬﺍﺭﯼ ﺷﺮﮐﺘﻬﺎ ﻣﺜﻞ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻥ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺍﺳﻢ ﺷﺮﮐﺖ ﺍﭘﻞ ﻣﯽ ﺷﺪ :
ﺳﯿﺐ ﭘﺮﺩﺍﺯﺍﻥ ﺳﯿﺴﺘﻢ ﮔﺴﺘﺮ ﻏﺮﺏ ^_^

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ﺁﻗﺎﯼ ﻣﺠﺮﯼ: ﮐﻼﻩ ﻗﺮﻣﺰﯼ ﺑﮕﻮ ﺑﺒﯿﻨﻢ؛ﻣﺎ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﭼﯽ ﺧﻮﻧﻪ ﺗﮑﻮﻧﯽ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯿﻢ؟؟ :)
ﮐﻼﻩ ﻗﺮﻣﺰﯼ:ﺑﺮﺍ اﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﭘﺪﺭﻣﻮﻥ ﺩﺭ ﺑﯿﺎﺩ ^_^

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ﺍﯾﻨﺪﻓﻪ ﺍﮔﻪ ﯾﻪ ﮐﻮﺭ ﻭ ﮐﭽﻞ ﻭ ﺷﻠﻢ ﺑﯿﺎﺩ ﺷﻮﻫﺮ میکنم ﻭ ﻣﯿﺮﻡ ﻭ ﭘﺸﺖ ﺳﺮﻣﻢ ﻧﯿﮕﺎ نمیکنم :@ :"(

ﻣﮑﺎﻟﻤﻪ ﯾﻪ ﺩﺧﺘﺮ ﻭﻗﺘﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻣﺎﻣﺎﻥ ﺑﺎﺑﺎﺵ ﺩﻋﻮﺍﺵ ﻣﯿﺸﻪ ^_^

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ﭘﺸﺖ ﻧﻮﯾﺴﯽ ﮐﺎﺭﺕ ﻋﺮﻭﺳﯽ ﻏﻀﻨﻔﺮ : ﺣﺴﻦ ﻋﻠﯽ ﻭ ﺧﺎﻧﻮﺍﺩﻩ ﻣﺤﺘﺮﻡ ﺑﺠﺰ ﭘﺴﺮﻭﺳﻄﯽ ﮐﺮﻣﻌﻠﯽ ﭘﺪﺭﺳﮓ ﮐﺜﺎﻓﺖ ﺑﯽ ﭘﺪﺭﻭﻣﺎﺩﺭ ... ﺧﺎﮎ ﺗﻮ ﺳﺮﺗﻮﻥ ﺑﺎﺍﯾﻦ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺑﺰﺭﮒ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺘﻮﻥ ﺍﺻﻼ ﻧﻤﯿﺨﻮﺍﺩ ﺑﯿﺎﯾﻦ :@

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ﺩﯾﺮﻭﺯ ﺩﯾﺪﻡ ﯾﻪ ﭘﺴﺮ ﺑﭽﻪ ﻗﺪﺵ ﺑﻪ ﺯﻧﮓ ﺍﯾﻔﻮﻥ ﻧﻤﯿﺮﺳﻪ ﻫﯽ ﺩﺍﺭﻩ ﺧﻮﺩﺷﻮ ﻣﯿﮑﺸﻮﻧﻪ ﺑﺎﻻ ، ﻣﻨﻢ ﻣﺜﻞ ﯾﻪ ﺭﺍﺑﯿﻦ ﻫﻮﺩ ﺭﻓﺘﻢ ، ﮔﻔﺘﻢ :
ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﯼ ﺑﺮﺍﺕ ﺯﻧﮓ ﺑﺰﻧﻢ :)))

اﻭﻧﻢ ﺳﺮﺷﻮ ﺗﮑﻮﻥ ﺩﺍﺩ ﻭ
ﮔﻔﺖ ﺍﻭﻫﻮﻡ ... :)

ﻣﻨﻢ ﺑﺮﺍﯼ ﺍﯾﻨﮑﻪ ﺳﺮﯾﻌﺘﺮ ﺩﺭ ﺭﻭ ﺑﺮﺍﺵ ﺑﺎﺯ ﮐﻨﻦ دﻭ ﺳﻪ ﺑﺎﺭ ﺯﻧﮓ ﺯﺩﻡ ﺑﻌﺪﺵ ﺑﺎ ﻟﺒﺨﻨﺪ ﺑﻬﺶ ﮔﻔﺘﻢ :

ﺧﻮﺏ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﭼﯿﮑﺎﺭ کنم ﺑﺮﺍﺕ ﮐﻮﭼﻮﻟﻮ ؟؟ :) :)

ﮔﻔﺖ ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻓﺮﺍﺭ ﮐﻦ ﺗﺎ ﺻﺎﺣﺒﺨﻮﻧﻪ ﻧﯿﻮﻣﺪﻩ !!!!…ﺗﻮ ﺍﺯ ﺍﻭﻥ ﻭﺭ ﺑﺮﻭ ﻣﻦ ﺍﺯ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻭﺭ ^_^

ﺑﭽﻪ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻦ ﺑﺨﺪﺍ ﮔﺮﺍﺯﻥ :shock:

ﺑﺎ ﺍﯾﻦ ﻫﯿﮑﻠﻢ ﯾﻪ ﺭﺑﻊ ﻣﺜﻠﻪ اسب ﯾﻮﺭﺗﻤﻪ ﻣﯿﺮﻓﺘﻢ ^_^

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ﺗﻨــﻬﺎ ﺩﻋﻮﺗــﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺗــﻮﯼ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯿــﻢ ﺷــﺪﻡ
ﺍﺯ ﻃــﺮﻑ ﺍﺳﭙﺎﻧﺴــﺮ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣــﻪ ﻫﺎ ﺑــﺮﺍ
ﺩﯾــﺪﻥ ﺍﺩﺍﻣــﻪ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣــﻪ ﺑــﻮﺩ ﻭ ﺩﯾﮕــﺮ
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